Hey, americans! Your British Imperial system SUCKS! It says one foot is 30.48 cm, I just measured mine and it’s 27 centimeters. What you have to say about that, huh?
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Why you don’t use a metric system like other countries in the whole world? Of course, except Liberia and Burma, which uses freaking know what kind of stone age systems. And also brits when they get bitchy.
You say, „We won brits, we got our freedom!”, so why you are still using their system? You’re too weak to use a metric or it’s just too ‘main-stream’? What are you? Some punkass hipsters or what?
And talking about you brits!?! Why you’re still sometimes using it? Ok, I even don’t want to know about it, because you at least know what a meter is.
But brits… Brits, look at those motherfucking dumb americans, which uses your stupid imperial system, they at least drive on the right side of the road! You’re even not driving on left side of the road, you’re also driving on the WRONG side of the road! What ever happened? The God gave you the rights to rule the world and you just FUCKED IT UP in a few centuries! And now we all have to suffer, cause there are still A LOT of idiots in south Africa region, India, Pakistan, Nepal, Bhutan, Bangladesh, Thailand, the whole Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, Japan, Guyana, Suriname, Australia and New Zealand driving on the WRONG side of the road! What the fuck, brits?!
You fucked the whole thing so badly, the God was like, „Shit! Stupid dickheads! I’ll better give the rights to rule the world to those motherfucking dumbass americans!” WHY, BRITS? WHY? Why you fucked it up? Now we all have to suffer because Scooter Braun and Usher, who are an americans, discovered Justin Bieber!
So, THANK YOU, brits for fucking up the world just so americans could do it too!
P.S.
If some of you dumbass motherfuckers didn’t get it, this was a cynic humor. Nothing personal, dickheads.
Nelietis 